Archive for September, 2008

Are Politicians Masochists: Hi John McCain, John Edwards and More

I never really trusted politicians before but that was OK because I thought they at least had their own best interests ahead and what was good for them would in all likelihood be good for me in the long run. But this year I realized something that I should have known years ago and scares the heck out of me, a lot of politicians are just plain masochists which isn’t good and one of them is putting the United States at risk because he’s a masochist. Hint its not the one with the unattractive ex-mistress who may or may not be carrying his child but he’s just allegedly giving her $15,000 a month because he’s a nice guy. You guessed it, I’m talking about “I’m 72 looking 82″ Presidential Nominee John McCain.

If John McCain Dies in Office, Push Comes to Shove, You Want to Trust the Fate of the US and your Family on Sarah Palin? Matt Damon is Right, this is a Bad Disney Movie!

Push comes to shove, if John McCain is elected President and dies in Office, would you place the fate of the United States and your family in her hands? If so, you are an idiot!

Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin Swimming Suit Photos Nice Backside and Legs

Enjoy these photos of Vice President Sarah Palin in a Bathing Suit circa 1984

Why I Hate “Cold Case” on CBS The Worst Written Show on TV

I watch “Cold Case” on CBS regularly even though I admit I hate the shows Detective Squad as well as how each case is solved by an unnecessary confession from the killer and then the victim’s ghost appears like in a music video, the end. No, I’m not on crack!

Coffee with Bats Try to Avoid This

I can see Coffee with Bats being the next big thing once they cure rabies. The following sounds like one of these moments of change in evolution like the in 2001: A Space Odyssey with the monolith. A woman in Eastern Iowa saw a bat in her house………

Why I’m Glad I Have Renter’s Insurance Even Though I’ve Never Had to File A Claim

I’m writing this because a friend of mine was recently burglarized of almost everything he had and didn’t have renters insurance and now is totally despondent and relying on loans for minimum subsistence items from his parents to get by. I’ve always lived in a nice apartment in a decent neighborhood but I seem to be one of the only people I know who rents and has Renters Insurance.

The Joe Biden versus Sarah Palin Vice President Debate Should Be Like the New York Yankees Playing the Little League World Series Champs

Usually in sports when a good team plays a really bad team, the final score is usually never a blow out like most of us expect, which is why I stopped gambling years ago. The Joe Biden versus Sarah Palin debate is one of those over matched events except I can’t see how Biden won’t crush her in the debate unless the questions are so bad, no answer will really make a difference.

Rest in Peace Paul Newman

God Bless

The Best Self Tanner for Men and Women Vichy Capital Soleil Autobronzant Visage Makes You Look Younger, Radiant and Refreshed

If you’re a man or woman and vain like me and want to look your best, you should use Vichy Capital Soleil Autobronzant Visage on your face daily as it gives you an incredible self tan.

Separated at Birth Heroes Eric Roberts and Werewolf Boy (If the Hair is Off)

I apologize to anyone who thinks this Post is offensive and in bad taste but I thought this might be a good way of letting the world know of Pruthviraj Patil, an 11 year old Indian boy, who suffers from hypertrichosis aka as Werewolf Syndrome

John McCain Can’t Multitask So How Can He Handle Crises? Dude Just Changed His Mind, So We’re Good!

Written before John McCain said he’d make the debate. I have not deleted my post yet because I believe it gives us some indication of McCain’s thought process.

Tribute to Frederick Koehler The Most Familiar Character Actor Of the 21st Century We All Know his Face But No One Knows His Name

Every time I turn on the TV, I see this guy’s face everywhere: commercial, TV shows, movies and I didn’t know his name till I had enough and spent hours on the computer to find out. There’s something about the guy that as soon as he makes an appearance somehow you think you’re in for non-stop laughter and I mean that as a compliment. The only actor I ever felt this way was Buster Keaton who in some bizarre way he reminds me of. Anyway, his name is, surprise Frederick Koehler and I’m sure plenty of people know his name because he apparently was a regular on “Kate and Allie”, a TV Show I never saw.

If NASA and the Space Program Existed in 1700 How Exactly Would We Be Better Today?

I’ve always been a big fan of NASA and the Space Program, admiring what I consider an incredible success rate all things considering but it took me to mid adult hood till I finally realized it that the bottom line from the outside looking in is, how have we actually materially benefited? I’m not talking about getting answers to scientific questions but how exactly has our standard of living improved by it. We’ve poured billions, maybe trillions into it and what exactly have we gotten back in terms of making our lives better? Before I go on, if any one thinks differently about this, I welcome your comments and may even revise this article to include them with your permission (and a plug for anything you want me llist), as this isn’t intended to be an Anti Nasa Post but just a question of what have we gotten out of our tax dollars in terms of material not intellectual benefit.

Paul Kossoff of Free New 2 CD Set of His Unreleased Pre Free Recordings With Black Cat Bones Out October 14

I haven’t been psyched waiting for a new CD like Paul Kossoff and Black Cat Bones “Paul’s Blues”, in ages. I didn’t even know that any recordings actually existed with Paul Kossoff and Black Cat Bones who Paul was a member of before he joined Free.

Video of the Kansas City Overland Park Gym Ghost

Here’s something to be afraid of

Knocked Up 2: Jamie Lynn Spears Versus Brolin Palin, Britney Spears Mother Has a Point

Don’t know if many of you noticed this, I certainly didn’t until I saw something on TV about, about the disparate public reactions to Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn Spears and Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin’s unwed teenage pregnancy.

Breaking News: Earliest End of the World Now Spring 2009 From Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) won’t happen be at full operation to possibly destroy the world now until early spring 2009, due to an electrical glitch sparked a large helium leak inside the machine’s tunnels. Please check this blog regularly for updates on this.

Do the Sarah Palin Kids Hate Their Mother, I Would If I Was Her Kid!

I’m doing what Obama said not to do and personally attacking President wannabe Sarah Palin’s family. Quite simply, she has used 3 of her kids as Props to try to help her win the election and wouldn’t you hate her if you were Bristol Palin who the rest of the world now knows was knocked [...]

Why Aren’t Fingerprints Required For All Kids to Prevent Kidnapping?

One thing I’ve never understood in the United States is why fingerprints aren’t required for kids and put in a National Registry Computerized System?

Heroes Season 3 Is a Rip off of Kobe Bryant, the 4400 and Jeff Goldblum’s Fly

Just saw the 2 Hour Premier of Season 3 of Heroes and while I thought it was very good, it’s also a rip off of Kobe Bryant the Los Angeles Lakers basketball star, the 4400 - a great cancelled TV series and Jeff Goldblum’s the Fly and I can’t say how so dissapointed I am by this.

Clay Aiken Admits He’s Gay Wow He Really Fooled Everyone, How Shocking

This sounds like something out of Saturday Night Live and shows how stupid some of these performers are. New dad Clay Aiken has admitted in the newest issue of People he is Gay. Personally I could care less and consider it his own business but I find it hilarious that when straight people like myself said he was Gay before this we’re called homophobes, etc., for just stating what is the obvious truth.

Kolchak the Night Stalker Fans the Comic Is Great as Opposed to the Awful 2005 TV Remake

If you’re one of the millions who loved the 2 Kolchak the Night Stalker movies and original TV series growing up and were totally bummed out by the awful, stiff, sterile 2005 TV remake “starring” Stuart Townsend, cheer up there’s a fairly recent Kolchak the Night Stalker comic book series by Moonstone Comics featuring new original stories that’s surprisingly quite good and faithful to the original TV Series starring Darren McGavin.

John McCain Kick Sarah Palin Off Your Ticket and Replace Her With Tina Fey and You’ll Get My Vote

An Open letter to John McCain,
You lost my vote the minute you made Sarah Palin your running mate. It showed me you had lost your mind. If you want my vote back, fire Sarah Palin and replace her with Tina Fey who’s become just as famous. Tina Fey strikes me as a fairer, more stable, [...]

Sarah Palin accuses

First off I’m not into Politics or blogging about Politics but in the case Sarah Palin is too hard to resist. She’s like the female Bud Abbot setting up Lou Costello for a punch line! I apologize to readers of this blog who no longer want to read about her. Just as I’m about to stop she keeps coming up with more nonsense. Forgive me, here we go again.

My Favorite Day at Yankee Stadium, Whitey Ford Day, Sep 9, 1961 I Met Phil Rizzuto and Saw Yogi Berra Nude Accidentally as a 9 Year Old in the locker, Ha Ha!

Now that Yankee Stadium is no more, I’d like to share with you my greatest day in Sports when as a 9 year old living in New York City, on September 9, 1961, on Whitey Ford Day, my father who did advertising for one of the New York Yankees clients, got us first row box seats and an invitation to watch the Mel Allen show live in person. Those were the good old days and I worshiped everything about the Yankees then. Eventually I discovered girls and I lost interest in baseball and the Yankees. But my late father used to take me to a lot of baseball games when I was a kid and those were my best times with him.