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Sarah Palin Running for President in 2012 is Like Sid Vicious Running the DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration)

The Media are touting the idea of Sarah Palin running for President in 2012. Why would any Republican in their right mind want to have anything to do with her? She totally cost John McCain the election but she’s too stupid to realize that. I don’t know who the genius was who suggested her to McCain in the first place but whoever did should look for a new line of work.

Sarah Palin Kicked to the Curb, Good Riddance Sarah Palin

I’ve never felt prouder to be an American. We united and voted to stop Sarah Palin and kicked her to the curb. Now the people of Alaska are stuck with her but at least the rest of the United States isn’t.
John McCain has only himself to blame for picking this unqualified woman as his running [...]

Do You Hate Sarah Palin More than Paris Hilton?

Of all the people I do not personally know, I dislike Sarah Palin even more than Paris Hilton and that says a lot.

The 4 Degrees of Sarah Palin Image Makeover Picture

Sarah Palin Image Makeover Picture Covering 23 years

Sarah Palin Lost Weight Since University of Idaho From Chunky to Glamorous

This is going to be the first complimentary blog I’ve ever written on Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin at the Gifts and Free Advice Blog (www.giftsandfreeadvice.com/free_advice ) I just saw this photo of Sarah Palin taken when she was going to the University of Idaho in 1986 and she, to be totally politically incorrect, looked [...]

Cartman Can’t Run for President of the United States But if You’re Under 21 and Want to Run in the Future (Repost)

Eric Cartman of South Park could never run for President because even at age 10 or 11, he’s done too many bad things of which there is a record or witness too. If you are under 21, and hope one day to run for President of the United States you had better clean up your act now or be prepared for the Sarah Palin treatment in the future, only in your case it won’t get you live on Saturday Night but a quick kick to the curb. I should say it’s a shame about Eric Cartman as he has the brains and organizational skills to have been an excellent President, just look how he handled the Scott Tenorman situation!

John McCain Has Only Himself to Blame for Not Winning the Election You Blew It, Dude! (Repost)

(Repost due to Technical Problem) Based on all the Polls, at this point in time it’s apparent that Barack Obama will win the Presidential Election and that John McCain will lose. For this John McCain has only himself to blame. He had the election in the bag until he decided to listen to some total moron(s) on his staff who sold him on the idea of Sarah Palin as his Vice President and didn’t even spending enough time getting to know her before announced her as his running mate

Cartman Can’t Run for President of the United States But if You’re Under 21 and Want to Run in the Future

Eric Cartman of South Park could never run for President because even at age 10 or 11, he’s done too many bad things of which there is a record or witness too. If you are under 21, and hope one day to run for President of the United States you had better clean up your [...]

Sarah Palin Saturday Night Live Appearance Will Get Her Boos Not Pity Votes

If Sarah Palin and John McCain think her Saturday Night Live TV Appearance will gain the McCain campaign votes tomorrow they’re about as sadly mistaken as McCain was when he passed up Mitt Romney for Palin in the first place.

John McCain Has Only Himself to Blame for Not Winning the Election You Blew It, Dude!

Based on all the Polls, at this point in time it’s apparent that Barack Obama will win the Presidential Election and that John McCain will lose. For this John McCain has only himself to blame. He had the election in the bag until he decided to listen to some total moron(s) on his staff who [...]

What Next for Sarah Palin? Will She Follow the Money Making Path of Lousy OJ Prosecuter Marcia Clark?

I don’t think this has come up in polite conversation before but what exactly’s next for Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin if she loses the election which at this point seems likely? Just as Marcia Clark was one of the reasons why OJ Simpson got off and she was rewarded financially for doing a lousy [...]

Sarah Palin Joe 6 Pack Strange But True Stories: She Came in Through the Bathroom Door Stayed 2 Years He Won the Lottery Twice

Here’s the Strange but True Saga of one of Sarah Palin’s Joe Six Pack kind of people:

Kory McFarren, the 37 year old boyfriend of Pam Babcock, the woman who sat on a toilet in a bathroom in his mobile home for nearly 2 years so long that the seat adhered to sores on her body, has won the State Lottery for the second time in a year! On October 7, 2008 Kory McFarren cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket in the State Lottery worth $20,000 which he had previously won for $20,000 during the year!

Poll: Who Would You Vote for in the Presidential Election if it was Just Obama and McCain Without Vice Presidents?

This is an informal 2 question Presidential Election Poll that I would appreciate your participation in Via the comments section concerning if the Vice Presidential Nominee affects your vote.

Is John McCain a Manchurian Candidate ?

Until about 5 weeks ago before he named his Vice Presidential running mate, I was going to vote for John McCain. I clearly thought he was the best qualified Presidential nominee basically because of his experience. I also admired him for being a war hero and surviving 5 1/2 years as a POW and still [...]

If Sarah Palin Handled the Cuban Missile Crisis We’d All Be Dead Now!

If Vice President now not elected President Sarah Palin handled the Cuba Missile Crisis instead of JFK this would be the likely scene.

The Joe Biden - Sarah Palin Debate including Tina Fey SNL Debate Video: Joe Biden should Have Called Sarah Palin Out for Being a Lousy Mom and Palin Wasn’t Presidential

Well I think the Vice President debate kind of went as I thought it would go starting with the idiot moderator. The moderators questions for the most part were dull, boring and in a word not sexy.

John McCain’s Machiavellian Scheme to Make Joe Lieberman Vice President and Drop Sarah Palin

Has Sarah Palin been set up to make Joe Lieberman Vice President?

Joe Biden Either Saves or Destroys Mankind Debating Sarah Palin Goliath Better Crush Bizarro Female David!

If Biden doesn’t go to crush McCain and only debates not to lose, Mankind is in trouble because Sarah Palin will probably be President because of McCain’s health. Is McCain even in the election?

If Sarah Palin does Terrible in Her Debate, Just Like if the Jurors Saw OJ on Video Kill Nicole Would Still Say Not Guilty, It Still Won’t Sway Voters!

I have a bad feeling about what the results of the Sarah Palin - Joe Biden Debate will mean in terms of actually getting votes for the Presidential Candidates, nothing. Just as I believe that if the Jury for the OJ Simpson trial somehow hypothetically saw a video of Simpson kill Nicole they’d still find [...]

Are Politicians Masochists: Hi John McCain, John Edwards and More

I never really trusted politicians before but that was OK because I thought they at least had their own best interests ahead and what was good for them would in all likelihood be good for me in the long run. But this year I realized something that I should have known years ago and scares the heck out of me, a lot of politicians are just plain masochists which isn’t good and one of them is putting the United States at risk because he’s a masochist. Hint its not the one with the unattractive ex-mistress who may or may not be carrying his child but he’s just allegedly giving her $15,000 a month because he’s a nice guy. You guessed it, I’m talking about “I’m 72 looking 82″ Presidential Nominee John McCain.

If John McCain Dies in Office, Push Comes to Shove, You Want to Trust the Fate of the US and your Family on Sarah Palin? Matt Damon is Right, this is a Bad Disney Movie!

Push comes to shove, if John McCain is elected President and dies in Office, would you place the fate of the United States and your family in her hands? If so, you are an idiot!

Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin Swimming Suit Photos Nice Backside and Legs

Enjoy these photos of Vice President Sarah Palin in a Bathing Suit circa 1984

The Joe Biden versus Sarah Palin Vice President Debate Should Be Like the New York Yankees Playing the Little League World Series Champs

Usually in sports when a good team plays a really bad team, the final score is usually never a blow out like most of us expect, which is why I stopped gambling years ago. The Joe Biden versus Sarah Palin debate is one of those over matched events except I can’t see how Biden won’t crush her in the debate unless the questions are so bad, no answer will really make a difference.

John McCain Can’t Multitask So How Can He Handle Crises? Dude Just Changed His Mind, So We’re Good!

Written before John McCain said he’d make the debate. I have not deleted my post yet because I believe it gives us some indication of McCain’s thought process.

Do the Sarah Palin Kids Hate Their Mother, I Would If I Was Her Kid!

I’m doing what Obama said not to do and personally attacking President wannabe Sarah Palin’s family. Quite simply, she has used 3 of her kids as Props to try to help her win the election and wouldn’t you hate her if you were Bristol Palin who the rest of the world now knows was knocked [...]