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Cartman Can’t Run for President of the United States But if You’re Under 21 and Want to Run in the Future (Repost)

Eric Cartman of South Park could never run for President because even at age 10 or 11, he’s done too many bad things of which there is a record or witness too. If you are under 21, and hope one day to run for President of the United States you had better clean up your act now or be prepared for the Sarah Palin treatment in the future, only in your case it won’t get you live on Saturday Night but a quick kick to the curb. I should say it’s a shame about Eric Cartman as he has the brains and organizational skills to have been an excellent President, just look how he handled the Scott Tenorman situation!

Cartman Can’t Run for President of the United States But if You’re Under 21 and Want to Run in the Future

Tweet Eric Cartman of South Park could never run for President because even at age 10 or 11, he’s done too many bad things of which there is a record or witness too. If you are under 21, and hope one day to run for President of the United States you had better clean up […]