First off I’m not talking about the guy who does the Perverted Justice Stories- that’s Chris Hansen but Keith Morrison of Dateline. I can’t get enough of this guy. To me he’s the Howard Cosell of Crime Reporting. I’m surprised they’ve never done a sketch on him on Saturday Night Live as far as I know.

To give Keith Morrison his props I’ve never seen someone report on so many bizarre, sleazy, idiotic almost pop culture murders as this guy and I don’t know how he sleeps at night getting into the world of these murderers and victims. But what I love, however sick this sounds is he totally gets into his story when reporting it and he makes each crime sound like the greatest tragedy since Adam and Eve!