CBS Cold Case Ghost Whisperer Crossover The Ghosts Are Real, Lilly

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Here’s the Ultimate Game Changer ever for a TV Series: Prepare to be shocked as it will be revealed that the dead victims that appear at the end of “Cold Case” will be revealed as Real Ghosts during a CBS Cold Case Ghost Whisperer Crossover during sweeps week! No, not really, I just thought it up because I had nothing better to do. Yeah, I need to get laid!

Anyway, here’s how it would go. At the end of the episode of Cold Case the annoying and fascist detectives of the Cold Case Squad somehow intimidate an innocent man into confessing to a murder he didn’t commit. All the Cold Case Characters do their customary trance dance bit with music at the end when we see the Murder Victim mouth off as if to scream, “You F ing Idiots”. As he does that who suddenly appears out of nowhere but the Ghost Whisperer herself, Jennifer Love Hewitt as the words “To Be Continued on The Ghost Whisperer” follow. Time Out, in case you’ve never seen it, here is an hilarious Cold Case Mad TV spoof starring Stephnie Weir as Lilly Rush (Kathryn Morris) who is pictured above next to Jeniffer Lee Hewitt with apologies to Kathryn Morris.

Back to the Ghost Whisperer: The first thing we see is Vera looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt, the Ghost Whisperer in a low cut outfit and scowling “Prostitution is Illegal at the Philadelphia Cold Case Squad”. Jeniffer Love Hewitt, the Ghost Whisperer, gives them one of her patented chagrined smirks and says “I’m no Ho, I see dead people and you just arrested the wrong man, his Ghost just told me so!” All the Detectives laugh until Jeniffer Love Hewitt, the Ghost Whisperer, tells them all the victims they’ve been seeing all these years aren’t from their imagination but real Ghosts! All the Detectives start going “augh, augh, augh, augh” in shock and discover that each of them has seen Ghosts of the Victims without telling each other because they thought they were imagining things. Stoneface Captain John Finn (John Stillman) then goes “We’ve got work to do what are you all sranding around for”. Lily shakes her mop and then tells the guy who confessed he’s innocent and Vera and Scotty start screaming at the guy for falsely confessing and they start all over but this time with Jeniffer Lee Hewitt, the Ghost Whisperer, who speaks with the Ghost but somehow the Ghost is being less than forthcoming. Finally after a bunch of red herrings it’s revealed that there was no murder, the Ghost actually committed suicide but was too ashamed to tell the Ghost Whisperer and have his family know. We then hear AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” as the Detectives are all pissed off at the Ghost because they didn’t get credit for solving a murder and Jeniffer Love Hewitt is greeted by the actor from “Jericho” who looked like Peyton Manning when he had a beard but is in fact her dead husband Jim in another body. Please check out our large Online Discount Gift Store Click Here and our other Online Discount Stores below which helps support this politically incorrect blog. Thank you.

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