Breaking News: Earliest End of the World Now Spring 2009 From Large Hadron Collider


Please check this blog regularly for the latest Revised Status of the possible End of the World from the Large Hadron Collider.

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) won’t happen be at full operation to possibly destroy the world now until early spring 2009, due to an electrical glitch sparked a large helium leak inside the machine’s tunnels. Specifically, during a routine test on September 19, 2008, an electrical link failed between two of the machine’s 30-ton superconducting magnets, which guide speeding particles through the track. What doesn’t seem to occur to most people is if they screwed this up, why they can’t be wrong about saying the world is in no danger because of this experiment.

While it will only take 2 months to make repairs, the collider apparently needs to be shut down in the winter to save costs. The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) therefore decided not to restart the particle accelerator until next year. To fix the problem, the section has to be warmed up, repaired, and cooled back down, a process known as a thermal cycle.

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One Response to “Breaking News: Earliest End of the World Now Spring 2009 From Large Hadron Collider”

  1. Man’s technology has exceeded his grasp. - ‘The World is not Enough’
    Breaking News: September 24, 2008 - ‘LHC on hold until spring of 2009′ - PhysicsWorld.com: “The magnet failure last week at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) means that the accelerator will not be up and running again until early spring of 2009, say officials at CERN. To keep the project on schedule, the team running the accelerator near Geneva have decided to skip a planned test run at an intermediate energy and re-start the LHC in 2009 at the full beam energy of 7 TeV.”) And begin creating Black Holes.
    Zealous, jealous, Nobel Prize hungry Physicists are racing each other and stopping at nothing to try to find the supposed ‘Higgs Boson’(aka God) Particle, among others, and are risking nothing less than the annihilation of the Earth and all Life in endless experiments hoping to prove a theory when urgent tangible problems face the planet. The European Organization for Nuclear Research(CERN) new Large Hadron Collider(LHC) is the world’s most powerful atom smasher that will soon be firing groups of billions of heavy subatomic particles at each other at nearly the speed of light to create Miniature Big Bangs producing Micro Black Holes, Strangelets, AntiMatter and other potentially cataclysmic phenomena as described below.(Risk Evaluations HERE.)
    Particle physicists have run out of ideas and are at a dead end forcing them to take reckless chances with more and more powerful and costly machines to create new and never-seen-before, unstable and unknown matter while Astrophysicists, on the other hand, are advancing science and knowledge on a daily basis making new discoveries in these same areas by observing the universe, not experimenting with it and with your life.
    The LHC is a dangerous gamble as CERN physicist Alvaro De R

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