Fake Job Interview: Go On A Fake Job Interview You’ll Feel Better
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Right now unfortunately, even more than, before people are being strung along applying for jobs and getting job interviews for jobs where there probably isn’t a real opening, just cause these companies can! Obviously life sucks if you’re looking for a work now but it sucks even more when these people screw you around. What you need to do is turn the tables on The Man and go on a Fake Job Interview which will make you for better about yourself and may give you a more positive personal glow later on when you do get a legit job interview where you actually have a chance of being hired!
The Fake Job Interview
One thing I’ve always personally regretted in life is not going for a job interview for a position that I either had no interest in or knew I had no chance getting and just messing with the interviewer’s head as long as it didn’t bite me back. To people who are saying why would I want to waste all this negative energy doing something so immature, my answer is because it would be a fun way to release stress after being messed with during job interviews. The interview that specifically comes to mind was for a job that paid a lousy $2,000 more than the job I had. I was interviewed by 9 people at the same time around a large table and one of these people had a speech impediment and I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. For her initial question, I asked politely if she could please repeat it, as I didn’t quite understand what she was asking and the other 8 people looked at me like I was the village idiot. This went on for several more questions and after the second time, I basically just tried to guess what she asked. I obviously guessed wrong because I didn’t get the job. Like $2,000 before taxes was going to make a huge lifestyle difference!
If I could do things over I would have loved to go on a Fake Job Interview dressed in a really expensive suit looking my best and deliberately giving totally inappropriate answers and questions with a straight face and do things like pick my nose, scratch my underarms and other places, put my fingers in my mouth saying I had food stuck in my teeth, etc. I’d just be messing with the interviewer but look completely serious. Finally if I was asked to leave or told the job interview was over, I’d jump up and down with my palms cupped and I’d act like a monkey and go “uh, uh,uh” and just before I’d go out the door ask “so when will I hear if I have the job”? If you’re currently out of work I hope you get hired soon and wish you the best. Please check out our large Online Discount Gift Store Click Here and our other Online Discount Stores below which helps support this politically incorrect blog. Thank you.
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