The greatest moment of my life wasn’t when I had sex for the first time, smoked grass, fell in love, graduated college, got a great goof off job but when I had my own toilet and bathroom all to myself and didn’t have to share my toilet with anyone. I can’t tell you how much the thought of using a public toilet freaks me out- I’m convinced public toilets are the source of most of the germs and diseases in this world. I also can’t tell you how the thought of anyone other than me sitting on my toilet makes me ill.

My sister and I shared our own bathroom till I went to College and then Grad school where I shared dorm bathrooms, Ugh! When I finally had my own apartment, it was great I had the toilet all to myself except when I had guests or a girlfriend over. Those moment of utter privacy to myself were some of the best and most peaceful moments I ever felt but that shattered the second a guest or a girlfriend had to use my bathroom. I still had not reached Nirvana.

I had a bunch of live in girlfriends and somehow I got by sharing my bathroom in my one bedroom apartment. I don’t know how, I’m guessing it was probably the regular sex, that I got by sharing the toilet.

Finally when I hit my 40’s, I got my first 2 Bed, 2 bathroom place and I knew I was a success. I finally had a bathroom and toilet to myself and the other bathroom was for guests and girlfriends, no exceptions. So what I’m trying to say is when you think about it, you don’t need to be rich to be a success, just have your own toilet for just yourself. There is no better feeling in the world. Think about it!