Mike Judge’s movie Idiocracy Is Becoming Reality The Only Way to Prevent the United States from Being a Nation of Idiots is To Pay People Good Money to Voluntarily Sterilize Themselves
Mike Judge the creator of “Beavis and Butthead”, “King of the Hill” and director of “Office Space” is a genius. His last and most prophetic work “Idiocracy” should have been both a hit movie and a warning to all that unless we shape up, the majority of people in the United States having kids will be morons, hello Brolin Palin and Levi Johnston, and the more intelligent people will not be reproducing as much. The end effect will be this will continue exponentially till the United States will be a nation of morons. I’m guessing the powers that be somehow sabotaged this movies success but I don’t have proof.
Idiocracy is currently under way. Here are a couple of public and personal examples.
1. We’ve allowed George Bush to become the greatest American Serial Killer of all-time by getting thousands of good decent American soldiers killed in Iraq for weapons of mass destruction that don’t exist.
2. Sarah Palin is running for Vice President and could wind up being President.
3. I once went to a Marriott Hotel and put my name down for seating for a table for dinner. My name is “Hershen”. The woman behind the desk said to me in a straight face as she read off my name, “Hershen does that start with an H”?
4. I recently forgot and left my keys in my condominium’s mail box. I realized they were missing about an hour later but wasn’t exactly sure where. I looked everywhere and couldn’t find them and then figured someone had left them with the Manager of the Condominium. I knocked on his door and he said
no one had returned them and it would cost me $90 for him to change all my locks and provide new keys. I said I would give it 2 more hours. Well no one returned the keys and I was now out $90. About one month later a woman sees me getting my mail and she says “Did you leave your keys in your mailbox?” I say yeah, and she tells me she found them right after I left and knocked on my door 1/2 an hour later and I wasn’t home. Would I like my keys now (one month later). Like she couldn’t have returned my keys to the Manager and I wouldn’t change the locks on keys I lost that could be identified to a condo? Genius.
5. Then there are the Forum Geniuses on IMDB. I got into an argument about the accuracy of a scene depicted in Mad Men taking place in the early 60′s when I was about 10 and living in New York City. I state a recurring theme on the show just didn’t happen that way in New York City and this idiot who wasn’t born then tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about it as it can’t can’t be possible, even though I and millions of New Yorkers experienced it. So my reality doesn’t exist because this person said it couldn’t be possible even though he wasn’t witness to it.
6. Then there was my ex-girlfriend who worked at a job where she discovered that the more she saved the company money the more she got scrutinized and criticized for her work and if she just said everything’s OK and loses the company money by not doing her job, she’s told she did a great job and keep up the good work. The end result is she no longer saves the company money and got promoted.
Ok, enough with my examples.
Under my General Plan, the lower a persons IQ, the more money they would be paid by voluntarily agreeing to be permanently sterilized. They would be paid good money too, and the IQ results would be based on testing when a person was say a 12 year old. They couldn’t actually be sterilized till they were 18 and they could change their mind any time including the last minute. Mind you they would be paid good money, say at least $20,000 and they would have to be a United States citizen. People with emotional problems like the insane as well as the criminally insane would also be eligible for this program.
I’m sure most of you think this is barbaric and insane but I see it as a win win situation. If we did this, the United States would be a more intelligent and safer place, people who could use money would get it and I don’t think the fact that there would be less stupid, less criminal and less insane people in the United States, a bad thing. Of course we probably won’t and the United States in a few hundred years will be like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy.
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