Rihanna Chris Brown Together Again Scripted Reality by Aliens
Oh my God, Rhianna Chris Brown are together again, wowie, zowie, boring! While I’ve never even heard them before, I know they’re both celebrities and I am now totally convinced that as revealed on South Park that Earth is a Reality TV Series put together and watched by alien beings from another planet.
Here’s how the Scripted reality by the Aliens works: 1. All of a sudden a cosy celebrity couple will have a freak out where one of the celebrities either beats up the other or cheats on them and other things of that ilk. 2. After a few days of shock and denial, the “Bad” celebrity will confess that they are bad, apologize profusely and say I need help. 3. That will then be followed by some days of silence and then the grant finale, the “Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Yet” where the 2 celebrities reunite and its all good and the rest of the world is shocked but shouldn’t be. 4. Then anywhere from a few months to a year later, the celebrity couple will quietly split up and the news won’t be released till a short time later because no one really cares any more. 5. That will be followed by the 2 celebrities just saying they had grown apart and the split didn’t have anything to do with the Beat Down or Cheating. 6. About 5 months later, the 2 celebrities will be on the cover of People when it is revealed that the split did in fact have to do with the Beat Down or the Cheating but “It’s complicated”.
“It’s complicated” is the catchphrase devised by the Aliens. If you don’t believe me, just read my Blog that I wrote in August 2008 about how commercial airline crashes always seem to be in groups of three here What are Brangelina up to? It’s all so boring and predictable when you think about it. When are the Aliens going to make reality more interesting? Please check out our large Online Discount Gift Store Click Here and our other Online Discount Stores below which helps support this politically incorrect blog. Thank you.
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