The Devil and Lane Kiffin Did Lane Kiffin Sell His Soul to Satan?
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One of the things that I am amazed at is nobody until now has advanced the theory that maybe Lane Kiffin made a deal with the Devil, literally not figuratively. I’m being serious and I hope that Satan doesn’t take offense to this because I don’t want to mess with the Devil. I know Natalee Holloway murder suspect, Joran Van Der Sloot father, Paulus van der Sloot is in Hell now assuming it exists. I’m guessing eventually one day Lane Kiffin will be playing tennis matches with Paulus van der Sloot down below, especially if he sold his soul to be a Football Coach in the NFL and USC.
When people in a few hundred years read about Lane Kiffin, they’ll probably think he was a fictional literary figure in a 21 century Faustian legend and replace Daniel Webster in folklore. How else can you explain this:
Lane Kiffin originally was hired by USC Head Coach Pete Carroll in 2001 as a tight ends coach no doubt because he’s the son of legendary defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin. He eventually shared Offensive Coordinator duties at USC with current University of Washington Head Football Coach Steve Sarkisian, coaching some of the most talented college football players in the country, and other than USC Pete Carroll and the players, who’s to say what kind of job he really did at USC.
After Lane Kiffin was hired and fired from the Oakland Raiders, he was hired in November 28, 2008 to coach the University of Tennessee Volunteers Football team and despite having accomplished nothing as a Head Coach proceeded to open up his mouth as follows, quoted directly from Wikipedia under their free usage service:
“On February 5, 2009, Kiffin accused Urban Meyer the head coach of the Florida Gators of violating NCAA recruiting rules at Tennessee Booster breakfast at the Knoxville Convention Center.
“I’m going to turn Florida in right here in front of you,” Kiffin told the crowd. “As Nu’Keese was here on campus, his phone keeps ringing. And so one of our coaches is sitting in the meeting with him and says, ‘Who is that?’ And he looks at the phone and says, ‘Urban Meyer.’
“Just so you know, you can’t call a recruit on another campus. But I love the fact that Urban had to cheat and still didn’t get him.”
While Kiffin was accusing Meyer of violating NCAA rules, he was actually violating Southeastern Conference rules himself and his accusations of Meyer’s conduct being against NCAA rules was incorrect. Southeastern Conference commissioner Mike Slive issued a public reprimand to Kiffin over the comments. In addition to the public reprimand by Slive, Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley issued a statement demanding an public apology from Kiffin.
Kiffin issued a public apology a day after the remarks. In a statement released by the University of Tennessee, Kiffin said, “In my enthusiasm for our recruiting class, I made some statements that were meant solely to excite those at the breakfast. If I offended anyone at the University of Florida, including Mr. Foley and Urban Meyer, I sincerely apologize. That was not my intention.”
During the same speech on February 5, Kiffin said he ordered high school recruit Nu’Keese Richardson to fax his signing papers from somewhere other than Pahokee High, because: “…somebody at the school was going to screw it up, the fax machine wouldn’t work or they would have changed the signatures. All the things that go on in Pahokee now.” According to Pahokee Head Coach Blaze Thompson, Kiffin promised a public apology for these and other remarks and has not delivered.
On February 13, 2009 on a Knoxville radio show, Kiffin referred to Bryce Brown as a “great player,” which the university plans to self-report as a secondary recruiting violation since NCAA rules prohibit coaches from publicly commenting on recruitable athletes.
In late February 2009, Kiffin was accused of denigrating the Georgia Bulldogs recruiting efforts in the state of Georgia on a talk radio show with the Rivals network. The University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans responded that the program does not need to cheat to have success.
According to ESPN’s Chris Low “Kiffin told recruit Alshon Jeffrey that if he chose the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina.” Kiffin denies ever making that statement.[31] However the incident was corroborated by Alshon Jeffrey’s coach Walter Wilson who was listening to Kiffin’s remarks on speakerphone.”
According to Sports Illustrated Online, when Kiffin was asked whether he was worried about the flu hitting Tennessee, he said: “I don’t know. I guess we’ll wait and after we’re not excited about a performance, we’ll tell you everybody was sick.” Taking a shot at Florida Coach Urban Meyer talking about how his players had the Flu in discussing their performance against the University of Tennessee.
Eventually, USC Athletic Dirrector Mike Garrett, who one wonders if he too did make a Satanic Pact- how else could he have lasted so long, hired Lane Kiffin as USC Head Football Coach. Lane Kiffin will eventually make one heck of a doubles partner with Paulus van der Sloot when he winds up in Hell! I just hope I’m not the ball or a spectator! Please check out our large Online Discount Gift Store Click Here and our other Online Discount Stores below which helps support this politically incorrect blog. Thank you.
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